Thank god for that kick drum

In celebration of turning another year older, Zoo Station’s Barely Larry has announced he’ll perform in his birthday suit on his birthday.  “Yeah, we’ve done just about everything else in this band,” giggled a giddy Barely, “EXCEPT nudity!  Larry Mullen wore some pretty short-shorts at the US Festival in ’82…I’m just taking this a step further!”  Adamesque appeared to welcome the change of stage attire – “I pretty much just stare off into space during most shows anyway, so it really doesn’t matter to me.  What? It’s his birthday?  Cool.”   Neither James Westfall nor Dr. Kenneth Noisewater were available for comment.

Unfortunately, tickets are not available to the public for this evening’s performance.